Botched Hemorrhoidectomy

Feel a clenching pain down in the anal tract
Push ever harder, clear whatever's trapped
Take a gander down and have a heart attack
Do my eyes deceive me? stool's red and black
Call an ambulance, my ass is bleeding now
As they arrive, I just wonder how
Blood got down on me, on my teste sack
Little did I know, the doctor was hack

A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed

A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed

It's really simple, I know all the facts
It's guaranteed, or your money back
No need to worry, for your little crack
Go down the stairs, in my little shack
Lie on the table, make yourself at home
The anesthesia will make you feel gone
He puts injections, what the hell was that?
The last thing I thought before it all went black

A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed

A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed

He cuts them away
He cuts artery
It all swells, then bleeds
It's gone wrong, screwed me
It sprays profusely
Room and he, and me
Covered in my blood
This is not how I want to go!



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Writer(s): Kain Gonzalez
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