Botched Hemorrhoidectomy
Feel a clenching pain down in the anal tract
Push ever harder, clear whatever's trapped
Take a gander down and have a heart attack
Do my eyes deceive me? stool's red and black
Call an ambulance, my ass is bleeding now
As they arrive, I just wonder how
Blood got down on me, on my teste sack
Little did I know, the doctor was hack
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed
It's really simple, I know all the facts
It's guaranteed, or your money back
No need to worry, for your little crack
Go down the stairs, in my little shack
Lie on the table, make yourself at home
The anesthesia will make you feel gone
He puts injections, what the hell was that?
The last thing I thought before it all went black
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed
He cuts them away
He cuts artery
It all swells, then bleeds
It's gone wrong, screwed me
It sprays profusely
Room and he, and me
Covered in my blood
This is not how I want to go!
Push ever harder, clear whatever's trapped
Take a gander down and have a heart attack
Do my eyes deceive me? stool's red and black
Call an ambulance, my ass is bleeding now
As they arrive, I just wonder how
Blood got down on me, on my teste sack
Little did I know, the doctor was hack
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed
It's really simple, I know all the facts
It's guaranteed, or your money back
No need to worry, for your little crack
Go down the stairs, in my little shack
Lie on the table, make yourself at home
The anesthesia will make you feel gone
He puts injections, what the hell was that?
The last thing I thought before it all went black
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
A hemorrhoidectomy is just what you need
I'll tie up all your veins so that you don't bleed
He cuts them away
He cuts artery
It all swells, then bleeds
It's gone wrong, screwed me
It sprays profusely
Room and he, and me
Covered in my blood
This is not how I want to go!
Credits
Writer(s): Kain Gonzalez
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
Link
© 2024 All rights reserved. Rockol.com S.r.l. Website image policy
Rockol
- Rockol only uses images and photos made available for promotional purposes (“for press use”) by record companies, artist managements and p.r. agencies.
- Said images are used to exert a right to report and a finality of the criticism, in a degraded mode compliant to copyright laws, and exclusively inclosed in our own informative content.
- Only non-exclusive images addressed to newspaper use and, in general, copyright-free are accepted.
- Live photos are published when licensed by photographers whose copyright is quoted.
- Rockol is available to pay the right holder a fair fee should a published image’s author be unknown at the time of publishing.
Feedback
Please immediately report the presence of images possibly not compliant with the above cases so as to quickly verify an improper use: where confirmed, we would immediately proceed to their removal.