My God

My god is simple, my god is kind
Ain't nothing fancy, just a guy like us no mastermind
He lives in the Back Bay
He drinks too much
He's always late
Oh way ay ay ay ay ay oh

My god is near to us
He tokes from time to time
He loves the white man and the black man
Cuz he's colorblind
He is a flaming gay
He talks too much
He masturbates
Oh way ay ay ay ay ay oh
Oh way ay ay ay ay ay oh wayay

Now how's your vocabulary?
Reading your good book twice a week
I hope he's gonna help you win it big, win a lot
Cuz when you're stuck with him my god, you're out of luck

My gods an asshole
He doesn't give a shit
He sucks a Juul
And tells the kids
That they should take a hit
He lives on cape cod
He drinks too much and yells a lot
Oh way ay ay ay ay ay oh
Oh way ay ay ay ay ay oh wayay

Now how's your vocabulary?
Reading your good book twice a week
I hope he's gonna help you win it big, win a lot
Cuz when you're stuck with him my god, you're out of luck

My god's a nervous wreck
Takes pills from time to time
Sometimes prescribed and then
Sometimes he takes the pills he finds
He is paranoid he thinks all shrinks are Sigmund Freud
Oh way ay ay ay ay ay oh
Oh way ay ay ay ay ay oh wayay

Now how's your vocabulary?
Reading your good book twice a week
I hope he's gonna help you win it big, win a lot
Cuz when you're stuck with him my god, you're out of luck
Cuz when you're stuck with him my god, you're out of luck