Virginity Protection (Album Mix)

I masturbate a lot because I'm really lonely
I can't stand all these bitches they won't even blow me
I've tried all the apps and they just don't work
These women don't like me cause of my quirks
I try so hard but they just look right past me
I think they only focus on all my acne
I tried yelling at them
BITCH I CHOOSE YOU

Cause I got a cool tattoo of Pikachu on my chest
Bitch why can't you see I'm so much better than the rest
You could turn a guy to stone like Medusa
Did I mention I bought a book on the Karma Sutra

It may be a shock but that book is unused
Cause I get no action but what else is new
Cause I protect my virginity

With my fuckin personality
Bitches be ignoring me
Cause I'm really boring see
I tell them about my interests and they're so unamused
But fuck em' I'll sit right here and drink my fuckin G-Fuel

I have all flavors that you can try
My favorite one's by a YouTuber known as Pewdipie
I don't really watch him cause I'm not that lame
Even if my hobbies include some games like
Magic: The Gathering
Pokémon and Mario
These things bring me joy unlike all these fuckin hoes

I'm tryna get some pussy
I'm not talkin bout cats
This ain't some Shane Dawson shit
Cause I don't fuck with that

Unless they're cat girls from my favorite anime
If I ever met one she could call me her sensei
Elon tweeted about giving girls kitty ears
Honestly, that'd be the highlight of the fucking year

So, I guess to summarize
I don't get what I'm missing compared to other guys
Sure I may be weird
Maybe a bit strange
But you bitches are the problem
Cause I'm still not gonna change



Credits
Writer(s): John Thurik
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