Magic Money Tree - Radio Edit

If you can find money to kill people
You can find money to help people

If you wanna go to war in a faraway land
The money's always there
But it isn't always planned

There is a Magic Money Tree
Just not for you and me

If you wanna give some money to a ferry company
One without a single ferry
And without a history

There is a Magic Money Tree
Just not for you and me

For all the lords and all of the MPs
There is a Magic Money Tree
But when it comes to you and me
It's not so easy

There is a Magic Money Tree
There is a Magic Money Tree
There is a Magic Money Tree
Just not for you and me

If you are a Tory MP
And your mate down the pub reckons he makes PPE

There is a Magic Money Tree
Just not for you and me

If you wanna slightly faster railway to the capital
There's always loadsa money you can **** right up the wall
But when it comes to making sure there's homes for one and all
It's irresponsible

There is a Magic Money Tree
There is a Magic Money Tree
There is a Magic Money Tree
Just not for you and me

If you wanna pay a donor for a loada testing kits
You can get a hundred million and supply a loada ****

There is a Magic Money Tree
Just not for you and me

If your mates are making masks that can't actually be used
With no knowledge nor experience nor an ounce of aptitude

There is a Magic Money Tree
Just not for you and me

And if you want billions for a test and tracing app
That compared to all the other ones is just a pile of ****

There is a Magic Money Tree
Just not for you and me

They'll spend millions on sick and disabled people's PIP appeals
Then they'll tell you there's no money for providing free school meals
When the cleaners and the carers dare ask for a living wage
They'll tell you there's no way

If the Queen wants $80 million for her castle in Balmoral
They don't even bat an eyelid or say that it is immoral

There is a Magic Money Tree
Just not for you and me

When NHS staff ask for an above-inflation rise
They're told during a pandemic that it isn't the right time
But when it comes to raising salaries for the MPs
It's absolutely fine

There is a Magic Money Tree
There is a Magic Money Tree
There is a Magic Money Tree
Just not for you and me



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Writer(s): Gareth Lewis
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