Toilet AIDS

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I think imma die
From catchin' toilet aids

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I hope I survive
Cause Toilet water splashed my face

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I think imma die
From catchin' toilet aids

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I hope I survive
Cause Toilet water splashed my face

Man down, I'm crying man down
Wish I were careful where I shit was unprepared how
Toilet water on your lip could have you scared now
I really need to get a grip it got me stressin' out
Thinking bout'

How I'm so afraid
Did I, just catch toilet aids
I don't wanna go and die like this
Why couldn't I just hold it in

Cause I had the bubble guts
And my house is far as fuck
I wish this on no one
Maybe Candace Owens
Who knew your home toilet
Would be such a blessin'
Cause Look at me
I need to get my Lip tested Damnit

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I think imma die
From catchin' toilet aids

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I hope I survive
Cause Toilet water splashed my face

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I think imma die
From catchin' toilet aids

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I hope I survive
Cause Toilet water splashed my face

I had to rush towards a clinic
For a visit
Public toilet water
I don't know what's in it
Please god, please god
I'll be careful where I sit
Please god, please god
Don't give me aids on my lip
I Finally made my way in
And Started cryin
Panicking
Secretary looking at me
Like I am dumb as shit
Cause I can't stop yellin' that a toilet gave me HIV
And she can't stop laughing like
"What type of joke is this?"
You think this funny bitch?
This is a crisis
You think I'm Kevin hart?
I'm bout to be isis
Bitch I'm bout to blow up
She told me take a seat
The nurse will be with you
I finally got to see her
She says what seems to
Be the issue

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I think imma die
From catchin' toilet aids

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I hope I survive
Cause Toilet water splashed my face

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I think imma die
From catchin' toilet aids

I used a public bathroom
Public bathroom
I hope I survive
Cause Toilet water splashed my face

Wait, wait, wait, so you're telling me like
HIV doesn't survive on surfaces, so you can't get HIV from toilet seats
And I'm just stupid?
Phew that was close, alright



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Writer(s): David Shine
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