She Only Calls My Booty

She doesn't ever call me over
Anytime that she is sober
Because she won't be in the mood
Only gives me attitude
But then she'll have like seven brews
And she'll insist that we get nude
Some observations got me thinking
She only calls my booty when she's drinking

She's always losing her bikini
After she's had a few martinis
But when she's having milk and cookies
I never seem to get no nookie
But once she gets into that vino
She thinks I'm Rudy Valentino
A few more reasons I've been thinking
She only calls my booty when she's drinking

Can't get no huggin' from my shorty
Unless she's chugging on a 40
She won't be dishing out the candy
Unless she's sipping on her brandy
Now I don't claim to be no genius
But when she drinks she always wants to be my Venus
A few more reasons I've been thinking
She only calls my booty when she's drinking

She doesn't ever get too frisky
Unless she's knockin' back her whiskey
She won't be hanging at the party
Unless they're serving her Bacardi
And every time she hits the Smirnoff
She's always taking her brazier off
A few more reasons I've been thinking
She only calls my booty when she's drinking

Can't get no huggin' from my shorty
Unless she's chugging on a 40
She won't be dishing out the candy
Unless she's sipping on her brandy
Now I don't claim to be no genius
But when she drinks she always wants to be my Venus
Just some reasons I've been thinking
She only calls my booty when she's drinking
My observations got me thinking
She only calls my booty when she's drinking



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