Pork N Beans

Pork and Beans

She never gives me no trouble, she always keeps the house real clean
She loves, to do all the shopping, and she dresses like a movie queen
She likes to cook up me my dinner, serves up my favorite dish
Cleans the table up when I'm done, she's everything a man could wish
But the thing about her that bothers me the most, and you can say I'm being mean
The only thing she eats for supper is a plate full of Pork and Beans

You might say, you don't see a problem, beans are cheap and easy to buy
But when you sleep right next to that gal, a man could suffocate and die
She'll let one loose, it ain't no use, going to bring a tear to your eye
Pork and Beans, Pork and Beans, God oh why why why
As much as I love that woman of mine... and Lord I truly want to be her guy
If she don't give up them pork and beans I'm gonna have to tell her bye bye bye

Sometimes, you'll see her shaking, and looking kind of lean
That usually only happens, late at night, when she's out of pork and beans
Pork and beans morning noon and night, I tell ya that woman, she ain't right
Pork N Beans, Pork N Beans, Pork... N... Beans...