Stevie Sings a Song
Stevie:Yea no one really cares about
poor me
They come to see the Splits, not Stevie
They say I'm kinda cringe and cheesy
When I'm on stage
they turn off their TV
I sacrificed my happiness for ratings
Forget what people say
'bout being famous
When I'm asleep I see their faces
It's time I hit the bottle, get wasted
I just wanna go,
I just wanna go,
the network beat me to it
time to terminate the show
Yea I'm sick of being host,
and I'm tired of all the roasts,
I just wanna say goodbye
I hate you all let's raise a toast
Yea my loyalty is true,
and I'm always right on cue,
no one wants a Stevie autograph
or network interview
Never missed a single shift,
but I'm quick to be dismissed,
guess it's time that I...
Make like a Banana and Split,
a Banana and Split...
I heard a little secret
when I eavesdropped
Producers shut us down,
our show flopped
It's time to stop the wheel,
drain the slop
We're freeing up the Studio's two slots
It's time I finally got my freedom
Hey Drooper
we'll be dropped this season
Drooper:What'd you say?
Stevie:Did you just knock me off,
I'm bleeding!
I always knew the Splits were evil!
I just wanna go,
I just wanna go,
the network beat me to it
time to terminate the show
Yea I'm sick of being host,
and I'm tired of all the roasts,
I just wanna say goodbye
I hate you all let's raise a toast
Yea my loyalty is true,
and I'm always right on cue,
no one wants a Stevie autograph
or network interview
Never missed a single shift,
but I'm quick to be dismissed,
guess it's time that I...
Make like a Banana and Split,
a Banana and Split...
Bingo:IF THIS IS TRUE
THEN I WON'T BE SWEET!
I'LL USE YOUR HEAD FOR DRUMS
WHEN I NEXT BEAT
Fleegle:HEY STEVIE COME AND SEE
MY NEW TRICK
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE GUT
THEN I'LL DROPKICK
Snorky:WON'T LET YOU LEAVE,
YOU CAN'T DESSERT US
NO DISAPPEAR ACTS IN MY CIRCUS
Drooper:YOU'VE GOT THE CHEEK
TO TEASE US AND THEN GLOAT
I THINK
I'LL SHOVE THIS POPSICLE
DOWN YOUR THROAT!
Stevie:I just wanna go,
I just wanna go,
the network beat me to it
time to terminate the show
Yea I'm sick of being host,
and I'm tired of all the roasts,
I just wanna say goodbye
I hate you all let's raise a toast
Yea my loyalty is true,
and I'm always right on cue,
no one wants a Stevie autograph
or network interview
Never missed a single shift,
but I'm quick to be dismissed,
guess it's time that I...
Make like a Banana and Split,
a Banana and Split...
I just wanna go,
I just wanna go,
the network beat me to it
time to terminate the show
Yea I'm sick of being host,
and I'm tired of all the roasts,
I just wanna say goodbye
I hate you all let's raise a toast
Yea my loyalty is true,
and I'm always right on cue,
no one wants a Stevie autograph
or network interview
Never missed a single shift,
but I'm quick to be dismissed,
guess it's time that I...
Make like a Banana and Split,
a Banana and Split
poor me
They come to see the Splits, not Stevie
They say I'm kinda cringe and cheesy
When I'm on stage
they turn off their TV
I sacrificed my happiness for ratings
Forget what people say
'bout being famous
When I'm asleep I see their faces
It's time I hit the bottle, get wasted
I just wanna go,
I just wanna go,
the network beat me to it
time to terminate the show
Yea I'm sick of being host,
and I'm tired of all the roasts,
I just wanna say goodbye
I hate you all let's raise a toast
Yea my loyalty is true,
and I'm always right on cue,
no one wants a Stevie autograph
or network interview
Never missed a single shift,
but I'm quick to be dismissed,
guess it's time that I...
Make like a Banana and Split,
a Banana and Split...
I heard a little secret
when I eavesdropped
Producers shut us down,
our show flopped
It's time to stop the wheel,
drain the slop
We're freeing up the Studio's two slots
It's time I finally got my freedom
Hey Drooper
we'll be dropped this season
Drooper:What'd you say?
Stevie:Did you just knock me off,
I'm bleeding!
I always knew the Splits were evil!
I just wanna go,
I just wanna go,
the network beat me to it
time to terminate the show
Yea I'm sick of being host,
and I'm tired of all the roasts,
I just wanna say goodbye
I hate you all let's raise a toast
Yea my loyalty is true,
and I'm always right on cue,
no one wants a Stevie autograph
or network interview
Never missed a single shift,
but I'm quick to be dismissed,
guess it's time that I...
Make like a Banana and Split,
a Banana and Split...
Bingo:IF THIS IS TRUE
THEN I WON'T BE SWEET!
I'LL USE YOUR HEAD FOR DRUMS
WHEN I NEXT BEAT
Fleegle:HEY STEVIE COME AND SEE
MY NEW TRICK
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE GUT
THEN I'LL DROPKICK
Snorky:WON'T LET YOU LEAVE,
YOU CAN'T DESSERT US
NO DISAPPEAR ACTS IN MY CIRCUS
Drooper:YOU'VE GOT THE CHEEK
TO TEASE US AND THEN GLOAT
I THINK
I'LL SHOVE THIS POPSICLE
DOWN YOUR THROAT!
Stevie:I just wanna go,
I just wanna go,
the network beat me to it
time to terminate the show
Yea I'm sick of being host,
and I'm tired of all the roasts,
I just wanna say goodbye
I hate you all let's raise a toast
Yea my loyalty is true,
and I'm always right on cue,
no one wants a Stevie autograph
or network interview
Never missed a single shift,
but I'm quick to be dismissed,
guess it's time that I...
Make like a Banana and Split,
a Banana and Split...
I just wanna go,
I just wanna go,
the network beat me to it
time to terminate the show
Yea I'm sick of being host,
and I'm tired of all the roasts,
I just wanna say goodbye
I hate you all let's raise a toast
Yea my loyalty is true,
and I'm always right on cue,
no one wants a Stevie autograph
or network interview
Never missed a single shift,
but I'm quick to be dismissed,
guess it's time that I...
Make like a Banana and Split,
a Banana and Split
Credits
Writer(s): Matthew Etchells, Tyler Levs, Joe Gautrey
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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