My Next Door Neighbor

You know my next door neighbor
About to make me lose my mind
You know my next door neighbor
About to make me lose my mind
They come and knock on my door
Wanna borrow something all the time
They wanna borrow the broom, they wanna borrow the mop
They wanna know the time, so they borrow the clock
They wanna borrow the lard, and a piece of meat
They wanna borrow the sugar, make their coffee sweet
They wanna borrow two dollar until payday
They wanna borrow linament to rub the pain away
You know my next door neighbor
About to make me lose my mind
They come and knock on my door
Wanna borrow something all the time
They wanna watch the fight, and try to pick a winner
They borrow my T.V come back and get my dinner
An ironing board and an electric fan
A vacuum cleaner and a garbage can
They borrow knives, forks, spoons and plates
They borrow the calendar off the wall to keep them up to date
You know my next door neighbor
About to make me lose my mind
They come and knock on my door
Want to borrow something all the time
They come and knock on my door, say howdy do friend
They wanna borrow a suit to bury grandpa in
I stood up there and I shook my head
Believe you people would borrow from the dead
Borrowing's all right, but its a matter of fact
That people like to borrow, but they won't pay back
You know my next door neighbor
About to make me lose my mind
They come and knock on my door
Want to borrow something all the time
You know my next door neighbor
About to make me lose my mind
They come and knock on my door
Wanna borrow something all the time
They come and knock on my door
Wanna borrow something all the time
They come and knock on my door
Wanna borrow something all the time