Play iT Safe

Hi my names Michael and I'm an alcoholic
I drink so much but I just can't help it
I think it all started in Christian college
When I realized there was no savior coming
How dishonest why would you make that shit up
Oh politics hmmm makes sense

First thing in the morning I can't help but crack a beer
Cause I can't stand the man looking back in the mirror
Tell myself today is the day I'm going to change
Haha jk no fucking way
Count my blessings as I send drunk messages
Another beverage to give me more leverage
Let me know when your on your way
Cause I'm going have to clear the rest of my day
Thats a stretch but ok

Like God dam I need to change my clothes that is
Cause I've been wearing the same thing as yesterday
When I passed out and started to hibernate
But here we go again my livers in jeopardy
Like what is liquor four to erase the memories
And help remedy the feelings from yesterday
It's time to celebrate today is a new day
Lets treat it like a holiday

First thing in the morning I can't help but crack a beer
Cause I can't stand the man looking back in the mirror
Tell myself today is the day I'm going to change
Haha jk no fucking way
Count my blessings as I send drunk messages
Another beverage to give me more leverage
Let me know when your on your way
Cause I'm going have to clear the rest of my day
Thats a stretch but ok

Up and down like hydraulics
Round and round its hypnotic
Another gin and tonic
To make her look like a goddess
I know I should be a little more cautious
But everythings better when it's exotic
Either way I won't remember a God dam thing
It's all good cause I'll just blame it on the dream
That you could be anyone or anything
I guess I'm a fucking baby
Cause I'm crying about everything
Crying about everything

First thing in the morning I can't help but crack a beer
Cause I can't stand the man looking back in the mirror
Tell myself today is the day I'm going to change
Haha jk no fucking way
Count my blessings as I send drunk messages
Another beverage to give me more leverage
Let me know when your on your way
Cause I'm going have to clear the rest of my day
First thing in the morning I can't help but pound a beer
Cause I can't stand the douche bag looking back in the mirror
Tell myself today is the day I'm going to change
Ha ha jk no fucking wayyyy



Credits
Writer(s): Michael Kovacic
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