I Bought Myself a Politician
I bought myself a politician.
Cause I have never said I'd play it fair.
They're currently on sale,
Just picked them up from Yale.
They're even cheaper if you take a pair!
And on a whim I also bought the opposition.
It's better to be safe, you never know!
And then for even less,
I also bought the press
To wrap it up and I was good to go!
Who would have thought
That no one dared to stop me on my joyride?
(Oh what a joyride)
Who would have thought
That I could bring the whole world to its knees?
And now the time has come,
To buy my way into the limelight!
(Just got the time right)
As universal scientist and generous philanthropist,
My shopping list confirms my expertise!
I bought myself a politician.
Cause I have never said I'll play it fair.
If they're not on sale,
I pick them up from jail!
It doesn't hurt to have a few to spare.
Who would have thought
That no one dared to stop me on my joyride?
(Oh what a joyride)
Who would have thought
That I could bring the whole world to its knees?
And now the time has come,
To buy my way into the limelight
(So I can shine bright)
As universal scientist and generous philanthropist,
My shopping list confirms my expertise!
If you look closely, you can see I'm on a mission.
There's something that I really wanna do.
I'm promising you health,
I'll save you from yourself.
That's how I'm gonna try
To get you to comply!
Might even have to lie,
So that you will let me buy you too!
Cause I have never said I'd play it fair.
They're currently on sale,
Just picked them up from Yale.
They're even cheaper if you take a pair!
And on a whim I also bought the opposition.
It's better to be safe, you never know!
And then for even less,
I also bought the press
To wrap it up and I was good to go!
Who would have thought
That no one dared to stop me on my joyride?
(Oh what a joyride)
Who would have thought
That I could bring the whole world to its knees?
And now the time has come,
To buy my way into the limelight!
(Just got the time right)
As universal scientist and generous philanthropist,
My shopping list confirms my expertise!
I bought myself a politician.
Cause I have never said I'll play it fair.
If they're not on sale,
I pick them up from jail!
It doesn't hurt to have a few to spare.
Who would have thought
That no one dared to stop me on my joyride?
(Oh what a joyride)
Who would have thought
That I could bring the whole world to its knees?
And now the time has come,
To buy my way into the limelight
(So I can shine bright)
As universal scientist and generous philanthropist,
My shopping list confirms my expertise!
If you look closely, you can see I'm on a mission.
There's something that I really wanna do.
I'm promising you health,
I'll save you from yourself.
That's how I'm gonna try
To get you to comply!
Might even have to lie,
So that you will let me buy you too!
Credits
Writer(s): Mona Wagner, Lisa Wagner, Rudolf Christian Wagner
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