11 Minutes

And he carries on with his pants on fire
And he's looking now for his next desire
And he carries on oooh
And he's searching now for a Stanford wife
That will cook and clean and will fix his life
But he can not find her on tinder oh boy

Eleven minutes it's all that it takes
Eleven minutes it's a give and take
Eleven minutes swipe and save and let's roll
Eleven minutes honey give me a call

So he carries on with his pants on fire
And he's searching now colours with desire
So he started to drive into pick up bars
And he found that blond is a shade of black
And the redheads give you a heart attack
So he's searching for a brown bob cut
Ooh brat

Eleven minutes it's all that it takes
Eleven minutes where's the fire escape
Eleven minutes it's a part of the game
Eleven minutes if you call by my name

And he carries on with his Rolodex
Searching for the place he could find his x
So he started attending foreign synagogues
Oops he's married now
He's a preacher's wife
Hen he's practicing German attic life
And his pants well they don't fit him no more

Eleven minutes with the neighbour next door
Eleven minutes at a red window store
Eleven minutes lets go visit a grave
Eleven minutes feeling more like a slave

And he carries on with his life in dire
He's drummer now kicking with the choir
You can find his music on the world wide web
And he carries on to the other side
He's a Buddhist now liquid gold on fire
Meditating on a yoga mat still fat

Eleven minutes trying tantra instead
Eleven minutes well you don't have a bed
Eleven minutes that's what Paulo just said
Eleven minutes get me out of your head