Fruit Salad

Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit, variety of salad
Ooh, fruit salad, you're the best of both worlds

Fruit, it's pretty good to eat
Natural sugar make it taste so sweet
Love to munch an apple right to its core
But about halfway it becomes a chore

Salad (yum yum), looks pretty good to me
Healthy with variety
But salad sometimes gets a little bit bland
Unless you're having Caesar with a bit of fried bacon

We're in the future (2021)
We cloned a sheep, and we go to space for fun
We send our billionaires up into the atmosphere
But I reckon we should just fund what I got here

(Fruit) oh fruit, get it yum yum yum
Put it on your tongue down inside your tum
Then out your bum
(Salad) eat a salad it can't be wrong
'Cause it makes me stronger
Fruit salad motherf-er

Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit, variety of salad
Ooh fruit salad, you're the best of both worlds

Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit, variety of salad
Ooh fruit salad, you're the best of both worlds

I feel like Rambo with a Mango
Fruit salad motherf-er (best of both worlds)
Eat a salad, it can't be wrong
'Cause it makes me stronger (best of both worlds)

Everybody want to hear you talk
When you rock a glass bowl and a big fat fork
Get busy mixing kiwi and banana
Get the big salad like George Constanza

Step one, get some fruit and chop it
Depending on the fruit, remove the skin off it
Step two, there are no more steps
Eat it up, make another, get your fruit salad reps

Be cool when you're talking FS (be cool)
And remember Tommy knows best (knows best)
One rule for the fruit salad show
Don't you dare include the tomato

It's a fruit, it's a fruit, I get it
But if it's not sweet, then you can forget it
Don't believe the labels of society
FS does not reward blind compliancy

Chili is a fruit, but don't put it in a fruit salad
Corn is a fruit, get it out of my fruit salad
Cucumber is a fruit, but it doesn't belong
If it's going in the tum tum gotta be yum yum

Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit, variety of salad
Ooh fruit salad, you're the best of both worlds

Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit, variety of salad
Ooh fruit salad, you're the best of both worlds

Ooh lemme hear you sing it
La la, la la la la (fruit salad motherfu-r)
La la la la la la (best of both worlds)
La la la la, la la
La la la la, la la (fruit salad motherfu-r)
La la la la la la (best of both worlds)
La la la la la la
La la, la la