Today's Forecast, Anything Goes

Nurse is lifting a dead man's ring
He's looking for someone to sting
That man's taking the joker's advice
Spin doctors controlling the dice

Queen is mixing the king a drink
Grinning with a nod and a wink
Between the Juliet's and Romeo's
Today's forecast, anything goes

Passing magic wands of hope
Leaving Humpty Dumpty broke
PC police trapped you in a cage
Big Brother welcomes the Stone Age

A good thing Alice in Wonderland
Learned her lesson from Peter Pan
In this plague of raging egos
Today's forecast, anything goes

The captain's burning secret maps
Mouse walking right into his trap
Sheep glorifying the lion
Puppets fueling the fire

Carpenters building a facade
Great judges bribing God
The raging chaos, how it flows
Today's forecast, anything goes

Mayor wearing a saint's disguise
Scapegoats eating fantastic lies
Reincarnate mannequins and dolled up spirits
Fill the land

History's showing offer her scars
Going broke, starving for Mars
No one cares and man it shows
Today's forecast, anything goes

The bees were buzzing ay-ay-ay
As the never-ending big lie
Is ripping the world in half
The hollow giraffe

Just laughs and laughs and laughs
He he he he he he he
He he he he he

Here's sanity's fuse as it blows
Today's forecast, anything goes

The walls filled with nosy flies
Vultures staring in your eyes
As Tomcat let the big dogs steal
Happens every day, no big deal
The naked truth has been exposed
Today's forecast, anything goes
Anything goes

Yeah, anything goes
Anything at all



Credits
Writer(s): Douglas Jaffe, Craig Brandwein
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