Don't do Drugs

Ay, sometimes, you know, you just gotta
You just gotta (drugs)

Off the mollies, yeah, and now I'm lost in France (wee!)
In a Pontiac, had to dodge a van (don't do drugs)
Forgot my map, had to stop a man
"Excuse me sir
What's the quickest route to Boston, Mass'?" (Don't do drugs)
He was speaking French, started talking fast
I started bleeding red from my nostril glands
I can't keep depending on the xans
But
I can't sleep without 'em, mom and dad

Every day a different toxic plant (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Bought a bag of pills to toss 'em back (yum, yum, yum)
Every may, these ladies wanna dance (woo, woo)
If you wanna touch my dick
Go wash your hands (ew)

I'm organic, you're like processed ham
I give orgasms to different bitches
You like calling Brad
Cross-examine all the pots and pans (haha)
In the kitchen
Eazy Mac keeps on whippin' lots of crack, crack, crack

Don't do drugs (yeah, why not?)
'Cause they're too much fun
And you'll just want more when they're done (oh)
Don't do drugs (okay)
'Cause they're the best thing ever
And it's so fun gettin' fucked up (wait)

Don't do drugs!
Life will never be the same (damn)
Without them, everything's lame (facts!)
Don't do drugs (why not?)
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
And you don't wanna end up like us
Don't do drugs

I mean, I don't condone it
But like, come on, you know you want it
And even though I don't condone it
I'm at Dunkin' Donuts in a pickup
Doin' fucking donuts while I chug Coronas (skrr)
But the bitches mighty fine (hey)
They ask me if I'm good these days
I'm great, like 99 (hey)

Let's get this bread together
You need yours and I need mine (hey)
It's a different vibe
Sippin' wine from 1995, what you think?
Drop this bag of at the bank (yup)
And the way the checks are comin' in
They might as well be blank (yup)
I'm just rollin' in this Stingray
While I'm blowing on some dank (pause)
What? You guys wanna do acid and steal a tank? (Yeah)

Don't do drugs (why not?)
'Cause they're too much fun
And you'll just want more when they're done (oh)
Don't do drugs (okay)
'Cause they're the best thing ever
And it's so fun gettin' fucked up (wait)

Don't do drugs
Life will never be the same (damn)
Without them, everything's lame (facts!)
Don't do drugs (why not?)
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
And you don't wanna end up like us

Don't do drugs (why not?)
'Cause they're too much fun
And you'll just want more when they're done (oh)
Don't do drugs (okay)
'Cause they're the best thing ever
And it's so fun gettin' fucked up (wait)

Don't do drugs
Life will never be the same (damn)
Without them, everything's lame (facts!)
Don't do drugs (why not?)
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
And you don't wanna end up like us
Don't do drugs!

Drugs
Do drugs
Drugs
Don't do drugs