Happy Piece of Gum

Tell me, are you gonna hit me or not?
Now we're swimming back in my bedroom
All the posters spin 'round
I'm lifting off of the ground
Without a sound
All together now
I can hear the CD starting to skip
Baby, don't you know
This is freaking me out just a bit

Every time I find the meaning of life
You go and change it on me now
It's not as simple as a nursery rhyme
You're a pretty little picture, paint me blue
I'm a piggy in the middle step to my room
If I need to pat your freckles, what can I do?
I'm a happy piece of gum stuck to your shoe

Are you gonna kiss me again?
While we're kicking back in your old car
I rolled my foggy window down
Counted my lucky stars out
Drove straight through town
I feel better now
I can hear the gearbox starting to slip
Maybe we should speed it up
Or hit the brakes 'til we skid

Every time I find the meaning of life
You go and change it on me now
It's not as simple as a nursery rhyme
I'm a skinny little teapot, not that stout
Here is my handle, broke my spout
If you want a cup of tea, go knock yourself out
I don't think you really get what I'm all about

I'm a loser
I flunked a class in stupid
'Cause I wanted something more
I hope I didn't go confuse ya

I went down to the sea, sea, sea
If I drowned, at least I'd be washed clean but
All that I could see, see, see
Were a million different reasons you're not with me
And this young man, well he played one
He played roulette with an empty gun
And I love you, why do you love me?
Are we just one big family?
And I'm an island, it's my home
I'm so used to being alone
I'm an island, it's my home
I'm an island, let me go