Schettino

She walks everybody's dogs
Endless loops around the park
Go on and on
She drives everybody's cars
Endless muscle car valet
She always nails the part

Where you stick
It in reverse
But for today
You'd be best to advise her
She's never driven a car once before her
Clumsiness capsized the Costa Concordia
She ran it aground. Did I tell you the story
When I found out the world isn't so boring
It's actually round
It's actually round

He steals everybody's jokes
But credit where it's due
It's an art of its own
I think there's something you should know
I tried to keep it under wraps
But that guy ran a show

Where he told
It as it was
But behind the scenes
He had a scriptwriter
He fed him apples from deep in the garden
Plenty of truths but only the hard ones
Easy to do when you don't have a compass
Or one that points west no matter the problem
(We're the only voices allowed) Our voice is the loudest

I write all of my own songs
I like to pretend
They're deeper than they are
This one's about the whole wide world
How all the people seem so dumb
Am I the only normal one

Am I the only normal one
Everyone else is the problem
Am I the only normal one
Everyone else is the weird one
Am I the only normal one
I'm the voice of reason
Am I the only normal one
Everyone else is the problem

This song goes on and on and on
This song goes on and on and on
This song goes on and on and on
This song goes on and on and on
And on and on and on and on
And on and on and on and on
And on and on and on and on

Am I the only normal one
Am I the only normal one
Am I the only normal one
Am I the only normal one
Am I the only normal one
Am I the only normal one
Am I the only normal one