Case Closed

A stream of light from the hallway
A blinding start to a dark, new day
Rubbing my eyes, to my surprise
My child is voluntarily
First time independently
Demonstrating defecating competence
Ahhhh
We share a sigh of relief
That we won't repeat for years

Why is there poop on the floor
Going on four years or more
No, just because you sprayed
Doesn't mean that it drained
Why is there poop on the floor
Your thin stare, eyes flat
Thinking, Been there, done that
Case closed

We've been through this before

Why is this poop on the floor
Going on four years or more
No, just because you sprayed
Doesn't mean that it drained
Why is there poop on the floor
Your thin stare, eyes flat
Thinking, Been there, done that
Case closed



Credits
Writer(s): Lincoln Neugebauer
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