Were Back

Don't waste your time
Because the goddamn Goomba's mine

Awww shit
Naked Luigi is back
We're gonna BEEP your BEEP
And that's a fuckin fact

Where did Uigi come from, where did he go
I don't give a fuck because he's got the blow
We're at the bowling alley and the pizza is coming
We're strapped with condoms so you better start running

Naked Luigi's coming back again
Now we don't make money and we don't make friends
I don't think we're here to make amends
Tell the people their precious culture is dead

Luigi back like Star Wars
No one gives a fuck about the Grammy Awards
Thought he wouldn't come back again
Not our plan, we were guided by a Master Hand job
Do you agree this the album of the century
Are you trapped in mainstream reality
We can't buy unanimous positive feedback
Plumbers don't come from money like that

Now Luigi's in a trash bin, his teeth gnashing
Everyone is asking if the band's gonna cash in
They say betrayal is the latest fashion
I'd rather have Luigi cave my ass in

Bro, I got what it takes to be the next Michael Jackson
So says I and every single one of my fellow countrymen
Uigi in and out of psych wards cuz nobody understands
His dedication to meeting all 7 billion fans' demands

Uigi is back again
Don't you love the skin I'm in
Stadiums filled with our friends
They are primarily men

Guess Kirby's finally six feet under
Now his sweet pink mouth is a tundra
Only thing we've never fucked is a corpse
In a loveless marriage, this is my last resort
Plus Kirby's so pathetic in bed
He just lies there whether he's alive or dead
Luigi doesn't judge, to him it's all the same
But for the first time in my life I feel shame

We've fucked him before so it's actually not different
You do what you gotta do to maintain the marriage
He cares less about the fuck than the infection it brings
My better half always coming up with new viral schemes

Chopping up the bodies and feed the best to Marcell
Gotta grind if you wanna fuck Kirby back to hell
Kirby still suck me with a maggot in his nostril
Whole team thirsty so we bag him like CostCo



Credits
Writer(s): Luigi L Torres
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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