Nikolai Volkoff

His name was Nikolai Nikolai Volkoff
His tag team partners name, Was Boris Zukoff
He didn't play ice hockey, Like Larryanoff
But he liked to drink
From his bottle of Smirnoff

The Leningrad Cowboys Were his favourite band On weak Americans
He liked to stand At 303lb
He ate not kasha, but stroganoff
Now Sputnik's gone to the pound And the cold war is off
Now nobody hates him But nobody likes him Melancholy Lithuanian
Nothing much excites him He can't wrestle in the US
There's nowhere he can go But to stick on a mask
And wrestle in Mexico



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