Armchair Quarterbacks

Jaime said she got into art school
Not gonna go not something she can risk to afford
At least for her daddy's sake
That's just the way things go here these days
Meet me at the corner bus stop
I've got something special hidden in my back pocket
Conditional love and drugs of course
A town like this man everyone's bored

Here comes the next brave class of Armchair Quarterbacks
Armed with their masculinity
Pour it over me

Did you hear what happened to Nicky?
Kevin knocked her up and now she's having a baby
I really doubt he's sticking around
It's a tale old as time in a place like this now
A place like this town
It's so hard to get out

Here comes the next brave class of gaslight beauty queens
God bless that femininity
Pour it over me
I've been dreamin' of gettin' outta these streets
This small-town baby, I think its gonna kill me
Go on and kill me

Here comes the next brave class
Of beauty queens and armchair quarterbacks
Get out while you can, listen to me do you understand
Here comes the next brave class
Of beauty queens and armchair quarterbacks
Get out while you can, listen to me do you understand