Bacon Eggs

Umm! Not you! You're cool, but you in trouble too
Keep a couple horse shoes homie. See the "W"?
One "U" isn't enough. I need another "U"
I hate to trouble you. Fuck it, I guess a Dub will do
Don't get it twisted, this is not me trying to come for you
But then again, this is not me trying to comfort you
You should be uncomfortable! I'm on my Theo Huxtable
Trying to hump your Boo', in the position of the Upward Bull
Fuckin radical. Mentally I'm in Havasu
Yaabba dabba Doo in a Phantom colored Malibu
I'm a Dad, touch my lad? Imma spazz on you
Wear ya mask. Catch a jab, but a Dab will do
Wolverine, and you know Imma beast
The flow so Unique', you would think I wrote for my niece
Only thing that you could do is fetch a soda, Capeesh?
Or either call the Police
I know it's been a moment hold a bottle, split a Swisher open
Plug the phones in Nigga, come and get a dosage
OB-1! Let me cook. Sometimes it's over done
Herbs all in the book. No Sodium
You tuning in. Crayons as a kid, now I'll chew ya pen
Exuberant! Get the Super Friends!
Gorilla Grodd and happily Lex Luther them
I can change at Will! Amphibian
Don't care how you fuckin Phil', Aunt Vivian!
I'm so ambitious that I got you man twitching
Like playin Suga Free' in front of born-again Christians
Shoot my shot? Step back, to wherever Steph is at
O.B.! So Loki, I want the Tesseract
Majestic Cat! Aristocrat! Not just for rap
I 'X' the rat and I set the trap
Bases loaded my Nigga, and guess who's next to bat

Your music trash! It's OK, you can laugh
Recruiting staff, got some throwaways that you can have
Vocal skills? Jonah Hill! Super Bad
You the butt on Disney's pup! Goofy ass!
We back at it. Last Dragon gabnabit
Hand antennas to rap bandits who have static
Beat it Skeeter. Yea! Purple People Eater
Coming off nerdy, like Urkle beat his Peter
s equal Ether! As I disperse a lethal liter
Know a fire Senorita, who's a pretty decent diva
She just never measures up to every man I Centimeter
Got a solid chick who thinks I deserve a scholarship
At a vagina college and become a gynecologist
Imma vet! Female pit! Ain't that about a bitch?
The reason that the lady's go crazy for the shit
I got the face of a baby, M80 for a dick

Rappers getting Spicy? Please, hold the Wasabi
You, Off of that Molly! Me? Gone catch a body
Nah, go get your Posse! You, Gonzo and Fozzy
Cobra Dojo Karate, Is no, match for Miyagi!
Labon Bruh! The bomb since "A La La Bamba"
Been with the shit since me and my brother teamed up in Contra'
Verbally a monster! I'm on my Blanka'! Hector Salamanca
Donde "Donda"? I don't do Ye
I'm certified, they love the boy, but I don't Drake
Been had my flowers, I just got a bouquet
I'm the best "My Ma Momma said!" Bobby Bouce'
Real Spit! Weapon X! Beat is fresh! thank you Tef
Every rapper Bacon Eggs! You should probably fake ya death!



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Writer(s): Kendale Labon
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