I Think I'm on My Own

So, here's the story, I think I'm on my own
So, here's the story, I think I'm on my own
So, here's the story, I think I'm on my own
So, here's the story, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think

We were study partners, learning fantasy poems
We were playing D&D as chaotic good gnomes
But then something changed, who can tell why
As the DM said, sometimes the fairies fly
One time I called, DM picked up her phone
So, here's the story, I think I'm on my own

Played in high school band, Susan and I so tight
Hands held by daytime, so much kissing at night
Celeste on celesta just started to flirt
And if we hadn't been seen no one would be hurt
Didn't really look for the apology zone
So, here's the story, I think I'm on my own

Here's the story, I think I'm on my own
Here's the story, I think I'm on my own
Here's the story, I think I'm on my own
Here's the story, I think, I think, I think, I think

Had a summer in France, I was staying in Arles
I would tell every femme Mais, oui, je parle
It only worked twice, once was sweet Madelaine
Upset the second time was with oops her twin
That was the ending fling beside the River Rhone
So, here's the story, I think I'm on my own

Single A baseball, July Texas heat
I been up to triple A ball, nope not gonna repeat
My wife in Odessa had a Midland mistress
And she's angry with me and my mood I guess
Trouble with the curve, trouble with the tone
So, here's the story, I think I'm on my own

She was a working Mom, I got a Ph.D
I'm not proud with cheating, when little Justin was three
Paper in hand offers from the job force
Marital assets gonna grow I got a divorce
It was pretty clear that one of us had grown
So, here's the story, I think I'm on my own

Here's the story, I think I'm on my own
Here's the story, I think I'm on my own
Here's the story, I think I'm on my own
Here's the story, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think I'm on my own