KLEENEX (feat. KC Star) [Remix]

Six Ken dolls, which one I'mma play with?
The tall one, short one, even the straight bitch
The ripped ones, big ones
(Yep, that's my favorite)
And if that thing don't hang, you ain't speaking my language

Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable
Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable

Wait
Let me light another cigarette
Swear to God, they be running like a Corvette
This one ain't even hit the stores yet
He can toss me like a salad, vinaigrette
Might mess around and put it on the internet

On the internet, wait, I ain't finished yet
I'm still spinning around their heads like a pirouette
Still got them by the strings it's a marionette
Until it's off with their heads, Marie Antionette

Ew
Don't touch me 6 feet, stay clear
I'm such a Mean Girl, I don't even go here
I lead the pack like that red-nosed reindeer
Don't say a word I just hit them with a blank stare
Sit on his lap and be a good boy this year

Yep this year, if you try to interfere
Call me Keller, can't see, can't hear
I'm the Nemo to your girl with the headgear
I'mma switch it up in case it's still unclear

Here comes the recap
Had your chance but it was a mishap
I'll send you moisturizer in a gift wrapped
Cause, boy, you ashier than my kneecap

Pull you up by your bootstrap
I'm the silky gown to your burlap
Raise a glass to toast, hope you were taking notes
Cause I'll be damned if I'm gonna repeat that

Six Ken dolls, which one I'mma play with?
The tall one, short one, even the straight bitch
The ripped ones, big ones
(Yep, that's my favorite)
And if that thing don't hang, you ain't speaking my language

Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable
Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable

Unlike Billie, I'm the nice guy
They try to slight me, I hit them with a "Nice try!"
I ain't your teacher though, this ain't Junior High
You ain't get me then I ain't gonna clarify

(Whew!) I'm getting tired, Goodyear
Like Goodyear, already in first gear
You said "No homo" (You said you ain't queer)
You are a child of God (We got a saint here)
Weren't we making out in your car like last year?

Is this the part where you try to blame it on beer?
Is this the part where your mind tries to interfere?
Boy, what's the answer? You wanna be a millionaire?
Or you wanna keep on fronting like you unaware?

Like you unaware I've seen under your underwear
You had your arms around me swinging like a swivel chair
I had that thing poking out like a rapier
Boy you 'bout as straight as my pubic hair

Six Ken dolls, which one I'mma play with?
The tall one, short one, even the straight bitch
The ripped ones, big ones
(Yep, that's my favorite)
And if that thing don't hang, you ain't speaking my language

Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable
Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable