Smoking

Feel so high right now
I be respectful so I take a bow
My girl booty so fat so you know I had to plow
Stole a water bottle from 7/11
I got Sussy Gus's signature with my favorite pen
I hate Jake Paul, we goin diss Team 10
Love doing weed with my best friend
We got caught, we didn't even pretend
We hit a fat lick, now the bathrooms shut down
Teacher so mad I gave her a frown
We stole a locker
When I grow up I wanna be a boxer, like AK
My favorite game is Payday
We caused 9/11, plane going down like mayday-mayday
My girl so wet, it made me horny
My bars so cool, they be corny

Got so high I'm smoking a dart
In the middle of math class I need to fart
I have too many boogers
Bored in GTA, boutta pick up some hookers
Talk to my lawyer if you want a loan
Call me a dog cause I need a bone
My towels are never white
Give me the strong, call me All Might
I wear brown pants to hide my shit stains
Your auntie just gave me brain
I cut my leg trynna shave my balls
Teacher trynna tell me not to run down the halls
But bitch, I'll smack you into next fall
Call me Whiz Khalifa cause my balls are black and yellow
Instead of saying the N-word, he's a fine African-American fellow
I hope you die fool
You should go drown in a pool
I just had sex at the La Quinta Hotel room
Don't jump off that ledge you're gonna fall to your doom
I wear Jordans to the school
Bitch has a nice ass, I'm about to drool
Bitch named Hayley gave me a footjob
Pull up to the Liquor Store I'm about to rob
Put your bitch in a headlock, call me DaBaby
Do you wanna have sex, I replied maybe
Put my thermostat at 35 degrees
Stupid bitch just gave me the Kung-Flu disease
So smart, I'm the inventor of Logitech
So short, you ride a Tech Deck
Wearing neon, like a 7th grader
Fucked up teeth, call me Mater
Stand on my money and I only gained an inch
As you can tell, i'm on a pinch
My favorite color is fucking pink
Shut up you're a stupid twink
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder where you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky

Beating my meat in my room
Search up life hacks and watch Troom Troom
I'm a muslim, I go boom boom
I be running so fast, I go zoom zoom
My girl jacked me off with her armpits
I have pimples, they call them zits
I blast my music on speakers
I jumped in a private lake, it had a bunch of leeches
I'm so black, I shoot up a couple beaches
I go to Georgia and pick up some peaches
I rob a gas station, call it payday
Plane going down like mayday-mayday
I stole 60 dollars from a black lady in the Airport
I got caught, so I had to go to court
I'm so smart, I can't make art
What the heck, my friend stole my favorite Tech Deck
I don't write my lyrics on a notepad
My balls are so rad
Call me Yung Chris cause I drink some piss
Bitch named Karen left me on Christmas