Punch Em In The Dick

Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts
Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts
Just pop a squat, start lettin off the shots
Like knock knock knock, just cold cocked his cock

So to all the cock knockers
Nut crackers
Ball breakers
Peter beaters
Keep on boxin them babymakers
With a sock to the jock, better make that a double
Just a couple rounds of knuckles beneath the buckle and he'll buckle

If you're in trouble give him some urine trouble
Hand him his balls and tell him better learn to juggle
Tturn his pebbles into rubble
Make him wonder what might have been
Make it so the South will never rise again

Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest
But watch your crotch cos soon the losers'll be the wieners
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones that go straight for the penis

So
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch em in the dick

Punch em in the Dick
Punch em in the Dick
Motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch em in the dick

Punch em in the Dick (what)
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch em in the dick

Punch em in the Dick
Punch em in the Dick
Motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch em in the dick

I'll give your willy a welt like you ain't never felt
Soon as I've knelt I'ma pelt you below the belt
Like bang! Bust em in the wang like it ain't no thing
Now he really can't hang

But you ain't gotta be a dude
Shit I'll dickpunch a chick
Cos I don't discriminate when I punch em in the dick
Whether Suzy homemaker or a floozy homewrecker
I'ma deck her in the pecker motherfecker

It could be your mamma
Better be no drama
You could be the Dalai Lama I'ma still put it on you
With a right left right left you're dickpunched
Then you say goddamn my shit's crunched

Scrotum? Hell it damn near killed him
I don't care if you live in Boulder man, forget about children
You ain't gotta know kung fu to bust some ninja shit
Fuck Sun Tsu
You wanna learn
The Art Of Wanna
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch em in the Dick

Punch em in the Dick
Punch em in the Dick
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch em in the Dick

Punch em in the Dick (what)
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch em in the Dick

Punch em in the Dick
Punch em in the Dick
Motherfuckers talk shit
Punch em in the Dick

We got a brand new dance called
Punch his ass right in the dick

We got a brand new dance called
Punch his ass right in the dick

Any of you snotty kids be talkin shit
Ima drop a fist on your naughty bits
I got punches aplentiful
You bet your rear end it'll sting
When I start swingin on your genitals
Cos then it'll swell up all out of proportion
Lookin like an eggplant forced in through your foreskin
Never mind abortion
Forget vasectomy
I got your birth control
Pow! Nut check homey

Yo
I'll punch God in the dick
I'll punch Mary in the dick
I'll punch Jesus Christ in the dick

Yo
I'll punch Cheney in the Dick
I'll punch Powel in his Colin
I'll punch George in his Bush
I'll punch Condoleeza Rice in the dick

Live to punch em in the dick
Watch me punch em in the dick
Love to punch em in the dick
Born to punch em in the dick
Forever punch em in the dick
Sucker punch em in the dick
Fruit punch em in the dick
Hawaiian punch em in the motherfuckin dick

So
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch em in the dick

Punch em in the Dick
Punch em in the Dick
Motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch em in the dick

Punch em in the Dick (what)
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch em in the dick

Punch em in the Dick
Punch em in the Dick
Motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch em in the dick

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Punch em in the Dick (what)
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch em in the Dick

Punch em in the Dick
Punch em in the Dick
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch em in the Dick

Punch em in the Dick (what)
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch em in the Dick

Punch em in the Dick
Punch em in the Dick
Motherfuckers talk shit
Punch em in the Dick

Punch em in the Dick (what)
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch em in the Dick

Punch em in the Dick
Punch em in the Dick
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch em in the Dick

Punch em in the Dick (what)
Punch em in the Dick (what)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch em in the Dick

Punch em in the Dick
Punch em in the Dick
Motherfuckers talk shit
Punch em in the Dick



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Writer(s): Jesse Marcus
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