Venom vs Carnage Rap Battle

Eddie, just let me teach him a lesson
You see this coward hiding inside of Cletus seeking protection?
I administer Venom, spear a spike through the meatiest section
Not the first time he'd be sentenced to death by lethal injection
Daddy's home, scoldin' his son for leavin' a mess
And something's wrong with my boy, he's out here eating intestines
He don't care if it's fresh when he's feeding, even the dead ones
An overgrown, pathetic, parasitic infection

I'm not crazy, but I am vengeful
A little dose of chaos in the carnage is essential
The screams of my victims fill my host with adrenaline
You're only famous 'cause you had a couple songs by Eminem
Look at you, a deadbeat, freeloading off a loser
Sleeping on the couch in Eddie's head, Vinnie the moocher
Got the nerve to call yourself Venom, well I'm the antidote
You and Brock are soft like throwin' up some heart hand emotes

That was senseless, just like you in prison
Those weak bars didn't hold, so you couldn't finish a sentence
Filicide! Fighting with me and you will be dead tonight
Callin' me a leech, but you're the offspring of a parasite

Let me tell ya' the definition of a psychopath
Killed my Mom's dog and threw the TV inside her bath
Burned down an orphanage, the kids were still inside!
Pushed my Grandma down the stairs and not once did I cry, I'm evil!
Serial killer, butchered eleven people
Those were just the ones they knew about, we are not equal
Eddie compared to Cletus, ugh, got me so annoyed!
You can't even compete with Pete, a teen dweeb swinging Polaroids
That is an enigma, but like your last job
You're about to get terminated 'cause you couldn't get the picture
You're not the main course, I'm just snackin' before dinner
Like Woody Harrelson, I'm a natural born killer

I munch bad guys for lunch, but I don't need to bleed humanity
You kill folks for fun, Cletus need to plead insanity
I guess the kids brain is lost, send him off to Ravencroft
You're the mole on my ass that I should've had lasered off
Poor Kasady, childhood was a tragedy
That trauma won't compare to what happens after he battles me

It's sad to see I need to call Maury because I'm not the Dad
This kid is dripping red, somebody get this man a Maxi Pad
We should kill him, hey Eddie, we should kill him
I've done some bad things, but this demon, he's a villain
He is beyond saving, he should be our dinner
If we work together we'll crush him, because we are Venom!

I'm bigger and stronger, no need to compare gains
You and Brock are like a bum askin' hobos for spare change
All you see is red, all your friends are dead!
I learn from the best, Charles, John, Jeffrey and Ted
Head bobbing to the cadence of a homicidal sadist
Other symbiotes, they hate us 'cause they know that we're the greatest

Oh my God, why they go so hard on the beat?
Me and Cletus, we the hottest
I'ma be honest, I just wanna kill, so let there be carnage!