Soul-Mating Call

I'm still searching for my soulmate
Somehow I haven't found her on 100 online dates
I thought I saw her on the street, but she did not make me complete
So both me and my soul will have to wait

Sometimes people tell me they've found their soulmate
And that I should stop seeking and just leave it up to fate
They say that they have cracked the code, but check in two years down the road
They both now want to murder their soulmate

Is it possible that soulmates are temporary
I think I may have had a few, just none that I'd marry
Are soulmates always exclusive? 'Cause that feels a tad intrusive
Can't I have a new soulmate every year?

Do you think there's such a thing as soulmates?
'Cause if I knew for sure, then I'd be happy just to wait
But when I see relationships, a lot of them seem kinda shit
I don't think Dan and Linda are soulmates

Dan's so messy, while Linda's quite clean
Dan's diabetic, Linda has HPV
The romance that was sold to me in music, movies and TV
Does not match Dan and Linda's shitty life

At what point is my soulmate search no longer worth the strife?
Maybe I should just settle for a cool, beautiful wife
But I can't be with just anyone. Must be equal parts deep and fun
And also at least banged in a past life

Are my soulmate standards just a little too high?
Am I waiting for a goddess while mere mortals pass me by
Sometimes I think I've found her, but right before I crown her
We both find a hill of flaws on which to die

All jokes and fears aside, I must confess I want it all
Eternal, cuddly love, I'm in it for the long haul
Despite all of my antics, I'm a hopeless romantic
Who's still hoping you'll hear my soul-mating call
Babe, keep listening for my soul-mating call
'Cause this just might be my soul-mating call



Credits
Writer(s): Jeff Sager
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