Spooky McGee

Greetings
I'm going to tell you a story
It's a Halloween story
It's the story of the spookiest man I've ever known
So listen closely

Gather round the fire and listen to me
Gonna tell you all the tale of Spooky McGee
He's been a spooky trick and treater since the age of three
If you don't know what to wear he's the man to see
His momma was a witch and his dad was a ghost
When it came to Halloween they were doing the most as the host
Spookin' Scarin' and creepin' around
Leaving spooky little pumpkins all over the town
Take the witch and the ghost and a whole lotta lovin'
Give it some time and there's a bun in the oven
Open it up and who do you see
The one, the only, Spooky McGee

Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
Who could it be
It's Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
Who could it be
It's Spooky McGee

I'm Spooky McGee I know you've heard of me
Is your Halloween lacking? I'm the man to see
The time is getting near and you don't know what to wear
You're not feeling it this year or you just don't care
It's not Halloween
But it is October, get in the mood before it's all over
Hop in the car with my zombie chauffeur
And let the fun begin

It's Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
He's the man to see
It's Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
He's the man to see
It's Spooky McGee

I don't like witches and I'm not a fan of skeletons
I just find 'em scary and a little bit menacing
A little too tall to dress as a goblin
Not enough tan to pass as a pumpkin

You do have scissors and you do have sheets
Cut a few holes and the look is complete
You're just like Casper
I'm a friendly ghost
Nothing too extravagant
Like beans on toast
Um okay
Yeah okay
Sure
Anyway, now reach in your pockets and pull out some treats
This ain't no trick just vibe to the beat

Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
He's the man with the plan
It's Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
He's the man with the plan
It's Spooky McGee

The kids have grown up and they've all left school
I want to throw a party but I want it to be cool
So what about music, what food do I serve
If I invite their friends will I get on their nerves

Listen my guy, you've got a costume that is fly
And your party will be rockin' Imma tell you why
Set up your speakers blast some Halloween tunes
I'll tell you a secret you don't need no balloons
If you wanna have a spooky boogie really good night
Utter the phrase, LET THERE BE LIGHT
Thank you so much I had no idea
You're welcome so much that's why I'm here
Here's a little number I'll throw in for free
You're a really chill guy so this one's on me you see
He's got the swing, he's got the ring, he's got the bling
He's the ruler of the party, HE'S THE PUMPKIN KING

My name is Kevin and I'm twenty plus seven
I haven't had a girl since I was eleven
WACKA-What would you do if you were in my shoes
Sittin' home alone just feelin' the blues
All the couples out there going trick and treating
While I'm sitting in here feeling sick from eating
What do I do
What do I say
When's a lovely lady gonna come my way

Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
What'll he say
Let's wait and see
Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
What'll he say
Let's wait and see

You told me what's on your mind
What you're struggling to find
Are you really gonna wait until the stars have aligned
If you wait too long you get left behind
For a guy with four eyes you seem kinda blind
I'm sorry that's a joke but my anger is woken up
It seems like everybody in this town has given up
IT'S HALLOWEEN so come on get clean
Get this king on the scene and FIND HIM A QUEEN

Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
Halloween supreme
It's Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
The Halloween supreme, my man
Spooky McGee

So as Halloween approaches and you don't know what to do
Remember there's a spooky fella looking out for you
Do you wanna be a ghost
Do you wanna be a spoon
Do you wanna be a werewolf howling at the moon
If you're really struggling to make up your mind
Or you're really not a fan of the costumes you find
Carve HELP in a pumpkin and who will you see
The one, the only, SPOOKY MCGEE

Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
It's the mystical man that is
Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
It's the mystical man that is
Spooky McGee

Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
What'll he say
Let's wait and see
Spooky McGee
Spooky McGee
Halloween supreme, my man
Spooky McGee