About A Cow

Yesterday I saw a cow
I will tell you a story now
About a cow

One day a cow wanted to steal a stick from my friend
When I swam in the sea, but I told her that:
"Hey you! Why don't you spend time with your own friends"?
But then she started to ramble on about anglerfish, what?

This is a song I sang yesterday
This is a song I sing everyday
It has nothing to teach
But it's all about a cow

I shut off my ears and I drew a donkey
This story has now been written
I took cookies with me
And I shared them with the donkey
But then the cow came and shot the donkey in his brain

I didn't know by then
The pretty cow would end
Up to be my best friend

This is a song I sang yesterday
This is a song I sing everyday
It has nothing to teach
But it's all about a cow

This song's about the green pastures and its rotten poo
This song's about my one and only favourite moo
So if you havn't figured out by now
This is a song about a cow
And this was a very special cow

I've learned now
You can always trust the cow with a donkey brain in her hands
The cow ate the brain
And I payed the fisherman, in cash

This is a song I sang yesterday
This is a song I sing everyday
It has nothing to teach
But it's all about a cow

But like every other song you've ever heard
You wouldn't think an ending would be too absurd
Even for a song like this
A song that's all about a cow

This song had no point or meaning
This song may have made your ears bleeding
What would be greater to expect
When this was a song about a cow