Covid-19 Shanty

In the town of Wuhan some germs from an animal
Made a big leap and infected a few
Nobody thought it would be a pandemic and
Now the whole world's in a hullabaloo

It didn't take long for the germs to go global
In planes and trains and cruises by sea
Now locked in our homes and tryin' to stay sober
We can't even watch the live sports on tv

Six long months in isolation
Six long months there was nothin' at all
Six long months in isolation
This lock-down is driving me up the wall

I tried to go out got sent back in again
I went out again, straight back in again
Sick to death of this social distancin'
Finish the lock down for once and for all

The experts say keep two metres distance
And never to gather in couples and groups
And eatin' at home is a total disaster
I'm fat as a fool eatin' pasta and soups

Now trump took it lightly there's no need to panic
'tis only a flu, not a worry at all
Talkin' shiite and blamin' China
When Mexico begs him to finish the wall

Six more months in isolation
Six more months without toilet roll
I wish to God I had constipation
Because I have nothing for wiping me hole

I tried to go out got sent back in again
I went out again, straight back in again
Sick to death of this social distancin'
Finish the lock down for once and for all

Six more months in isolation
Six more months there was nothin' at all
Six more months in isolation
This lock-down is driving me up the wall

Six more months in isolation
The planet has never looked greener before
But back to the grind to pay off the mortgage
The world just won't be the same anymore