Gotta Eat!
Have you heard the poetic verse
Men seem to spew when they see their hearse
Pulling up to the old funeral home?
It's romantic! They use BIG words like
"Please!" And "don't!"
"No! You won't!" "I have kids?"
"I know you'll never eat me! Eat me!"
And that's when the screaming starts
Brian owned a business-
He was nothing but delicious-
But I've been to hell and back
Just trying to clean him off my dishes.
His friend Steven owned a startup-
Online banking in a snap!
But now he makes such wonderful
APP-etizers-Have you tried
Attorney's tongue or leg of landlord-
PERFECT in a braise
If you're feeling rich might I suggest
The banker bolognese?
If breakfast is the meal you're makin'
You should try some thin blue bacon-
Earthy tones in catholic bones-
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Eyeballs, teeth, and tendons-the chewy bits-all
Taste so good when you
Simmer, stew, and sizzle-the right amount-
All of these flavors just make me want to devour
And I'll show you how...
Gotta eat!
We all know we all gotta eat!
But if you look down-
What's on your plate starts to bore you-
Try some flesh I REALLY implore you!
Gotta eat!
We all know we all gotta eat!
But if you look down-
What's on your plate starts to bore you-
Try some flesh oh, ho!
'Cause everybody's got!
To!
Eat!
Men seem to spew when they see their hearse
Pulling up to the old funeral home?
It's romantic! They use BIG words like
"Please!" And "don't!"
"No! You won't!" "I have kids?"
"I know you'll never eat me! Eat me!"
And that's when the screaming starts
Brian owned a business-
He was nothing but delicious-
But I've been to hell and back
Just trying to clean him off my dishes.
His friend Steven owned a startup-
Online banking in a snap!
But now he makes such wonderful
APP-etizers-Have you tried
Attorney's tongue or leg of landlord-
PERFECT in a braise
If you're feeling rich might I suggest
The banker bolognese?
If breakfast is the meal you're makin'
You should try some thin blue bacon-
Earthy tones in catholic bones-
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Eyeballs, teeth, and tendons-the chewy bits-all
Taste so good when you
Simmer, stew, and sizzle-the right amount-
All of these flavors just make me want to devour
And I'll show you how...
Gotta eat!
We all know we all gotta eat!
But if you look down-
What's on your plate starts to bore you-
Try some flesh I REALLY implore you!
Gotta eat!
We all know we all gotta eat!
But if you look down-
What's on your plate starts to bore you-
Try some flesh oh, ho!
'Cause everybody's got!
To!
Eat!
Credits
Writer(s): Jack Rooney
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