What If I? (The Grocery Store Song)

What if you saw me in the grocery store
Looking fine as hell in aisle four
Would you come over
Tap on my shoulder
Would you struggle just to keep your composure
Or would you get nervous, run and hide
Because in your heart baby you know that I
Was your ride or die
Can't look in my eyes
'Cuz you know it was foolish to go say goodbye
But that's the bed you made
So why don't you go lay
Down on your sheets
Go get some sleep
Don't be surprised when you're dreaming of me

'Cuz once you love me you can't love another
Once you lose me you never recover
You might move on, you'll eternally wonder
What if I
What if I
Once you lose me, well baby, that's it
I will not stay for a man who just quits
As I walk away you'll be thinking, "oh shit"
What if I
What if I

If I were to see you walking down the street
I'd give you a smile, yeah, I'd give you a beep
Roll my windows down so you hear the sound
Of the song I wrote you blasting through our town
No need to avoid me
Cause baby, we're good
You know I don't hate you
Though maybe I should
You said you were sorry, you said you would call me
Well get in line
Cause everybody wants to know Molly
And that's the choice you made
And you'll realize someday
That someone like me
Is someone to keep
I don't play no games cause no one could compete

And once you love me you can't love another
Once you lose me you never recover
You might move on, you'll eternally wonder
What if I
What if I
Once you lose me, well baby, that's it
I will not stay for a man who just quits
As I walk away you'll be thinking, "oh shit"
What if I
What if I

I'm a whole snack in whole foods
I'm in Kroger looking real cute
I'm the hottest chick in Publix
I'm in CVS for your sugar fix
In Aldi he want all dis
The top of his grocery list
I'm in stop and shop and I'm popping off
I'm a liquor store shelf, baby I'm the top
I'm a whole snack in whole foods
I'm in Kroger looking real cute
I'm the hottest chick in Publix
I'm in CVS for your sugar fix
In Aldi he want all dis
The top of his grocery list
I'm in stop and shop and I'm popping off
I'm a liquor store shelf, baby I'm the top
Once you love me you can't love another
Oh, once you lose me you never recover
You might move on, you'll eternally wonder
What if I
What if I
Once you lose me, well, baby, that's it
I will not stay for a man who just quits
As I walk away you'll be thinking, "oh shit"
What if I
What if I