Latex Wednesday - Size Matters, Vol. I

I'll Stick the Kettle On

Bit of bad news, I'll stick the kettle on
You've lost your shoe, I'll stick the kettle on

Milk and two, one for you
A splash of milk, and that'll do

You broke your leg, I'll stick the kettle on
Just got a divorce, I'll stick the kettle on

Milk and two, one for you
A splash of milk, and that'll do

Your grannie's just died, I'll stick the kettle on
You've shat your pants, I'll stick the kettle on

Milk and two, one for you
A splash of milk, and that'll do

Osama Bin Laden, I'll stick the kettle on
Saddam Hussein, I'll stick the kettle on

Milk and two, none for you
a splash of milk, I'll stick the kettle on



Credits
Writer(s): Chris Mcginlay, Dominic Wood
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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Other Album Tracks

  1. Cheesy Beanos
  2. Wan Ugly Fuckin' Wean
  3. Everybody Knows a Guy Called Davie
  4. Out of Breath
  5. Size Matters
  6. Lady Di
  7. Whippets Urnae Dugs
  8. Anxiety
  9. Walk Like a Man
  10. Cream on Top

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Altri album

  1. Coconut Shampoo
  2. Flawed (Not a Fraud)
  3. Bushy Pussy
  4. A Very Latex Christmas
  5. Size Matters, Vol. I
  6. I'll Stick the Kettle On
  7. Gin Bitch
  8. Making Shapes
  9. Fiver for the Cloakroom
  10. Front Bum Shuffle

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