Red Sea

Woke up early and I'm feeling fine
Got the day off it's all mine
It's all mine
It's all mine
It's all mine
It's all mine

So I grab my shoes and I head for the door
All I have is this one little chore
So I head for the market

Oh no! Oh no!
I feel it coming on
Oh Shoot! Oh Darn!
And I don't have a tampon

It's okay it's alright
If I can have some ice cream tonight
I want ice cream

So I grab my pads and some Gushers too
If you don't mess with me
I don't mess with you
Cause this is my couch

Oh no! Oh no!
I feel it coming on
Oh Shoot! Oh Darn!
And I don't have a tampon

Gonna watch Star Trek till I fucking die
Picard is my lover everything else is a lie

You sit down next to me and say
It'll be alright

I shed my uterine lining like I shed my tears
The depths of my pussy hold your darkest fears

You think I'm cute now
Try going down on me
I'll drown you while you part the red sea



Credits
Writer(s): Abby Hegge
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