Sonic the Hedgehog Villains Cypher (feat. Cam Steady, Dan Bull, Zach B, Mat4yo, PE$O PETE, Shwabadi & Shao Dow)

Speak in a haiku, got a 300 IQ, see what I might do?
I believe it was John Lennon, who said "I'm the Eggman", he was dead wrong!
Who's the supreme gentleman, with a mental plan?
Is he wearing pants or a rental van?
Temperamental with the stick too, skeng in hand
Licking these cunts, like a misused dental dam

Buckling up with the strap, skudududududu brap
Lovely jubbly chap, putting my hood on the map
Too many baps and still I go ham
Forget pepper spray, make the pepper spray like a Coke can

Oh damn bruv, fackin ell
I'll chef, scramble eggs, shot, crack and shells for bread
Roll through when I cock the hammer
Hit the whole zoo, when I talk with llamas

Ask Shofu I'm Doc Robotnik
And I'll drop a sonnet that'll, son a Sonic Stan, I'm stunning
Understand, I'm the son of Sam
Summon heat like sun in summertime, give 'em a tan

Don't fuck with Robotnik
I got a butt thicc, as a plot twist
And I'll turn your noggin, into egg nog quick
Fuck a hedgehog prick

Coming out of the gates, a bit rusty
You really think you have what it takes? You don't, trust me
Never lag behind in a race, the road's dusty
I'm starting to think you're the fake, hmmm, you must be

Yeah, take a look in my eyes
Even if I lose, I'm bouncing back every time yeah
Always end up choosing, who I'm taking alive
I'm basically another you, with everybody combined

And if you see me, you better know, that Ima settle this
I have always been the one, that you should never meddle with
Wishing luck to you on, even getting through the level
If you wanna come and get it, then my pedal's on the metal, bitch

Yeah, no one's repelling this
I'll take the ones that you love, for the hell of it
They call it evil, I call it benevolence
And by the end, show you all who the devil is

Came back from the future, to tell you the answer's Mephiles
If you last to the end of this, then I'll ask what the question is
The present's tense, it kinda feels like for centuries
I've been on the ledge, of an experiment but
You don't want to hedge your bets, against this edge hog

When I kill the king, and steal the heart of his princess
Among minions, I wear the crown
In the shadow of shadows, I'm underground
Rapper, the master, spitting flames of disaster
And I don't even need to open my mouth

You've got a one-way ticket to oblivion
Feel the burning sun rays, this kid invented them
When it comes to villains, in the history bins
Who's the one that's gonna leave you deep, Sonic 0-Sixed?

Boss in this bitch, poppin' proper
Big red body like a hot tamale
I'm boxin' baddies and crackin' eggs
'Cause ain't nobody, finna stop my carnage

World domination, I'm with that
Full annihilation, I sit back
King of my clique, no shit been the big bad
Dead last all six ahead, real quick like, damn

Whole team up, we ain't no caught in no jam
Brute force strength, Imma kill 'em with a slam
It's okay, he ain't know who I was
He ain't know who I am (Let's get it then)

Shell to his shell leave 'em cracked, till he crashed I'm upset that he, had that lil conch
Well 'cause if not
Then my whole fist, would have smashed
Full strength breaking the glass

Six forms, and I'm open-minded, if so inclined, we could box
Big drip but no clothes designer, your foe's this slime, you get dropped
You look like chow, about to get scoffed
You should bow down, ask Chao, I'm a god
Spirit of water, drink spirits like water, one hit from this whip, get you lit like a shot

All I'm seeing is green, like cash rules
Everything, but no cream, I snatch up
Everything in my reach, I'm gassed up
Better see you retreat
You could never rival my energy
Catch 'em WAV riding like mp3
Come through, it's chaos, all I know, chaos
Boutta turn up the entropy

I'll twist the world to my wishes, your fear is delicious
Submit and admit, to your own deficiency
Efficiency, cold and ruthless, my foes are useless
I hold the truth within my chest, it's fused to me

Pain amuses me
They shall lose to me
Fuck who I used to be
Flip the stage, dig your grave I supersede
Scared? Weak? No I refuse to be

Mask on never mask off, leave your path blocked
And I should've been the last boss
Think you're fast, I surpass hogs
Don't make me laugh lots, I advance, and it can't stop
The mercenary, I hurt so many
Your team I bury, extremely edgy
I move these cubes like a Rubik's
Infinite jackal, brings death like Anubis

Fuck everything you've been told
Here is some chaos, that can't be controlled
You gamble with God, now I'm taking my toll
I'm not going for rings, 'cause the goal is your soul

And I only see red when I'm, reading your code
You looking red, like you're seeing a ghost
Witness the death as I, butcher these childhood threats
Then I'm coming for you in your home

Take a step in the night, 'cause something's not right
You call for your friends, find a head on a pike
You and you'll die, you're too slow to hide
And I'll kill the viewer, if you don't subscribe

Go ahead and choose your fighter
Set them ablaze like a lighter
A villain cast up on a pyre
'Cause you know this cypher, is ending this cypher