How We Learned It
Did you hear that the King died on the can?
Darryl said his name was Elvis
Maverick said Kate kissed Mark on the lips
I won't tell anyone I'm jealous
Let's count four steamboats today at recess
And I wanna be the quarterback
Or boost me to the window and I'll get on the gym roof
I'll be a hero, I'll get your ball back
Russell got to try a sip of his daddy's beer last night
He said it's nothing like soda-pop and
I guess I gotta steal Grandpa's whiskey or a cigarette
If I ever wanna top that
Liam broke a front tooth out there playing grounders
On the playground yesterday
Some big kids threw Leslie in the mud
And they told him that he's gay
I tried to help him up from there but
The big kids got the laugh
So I let go and I pushed him and he fell right back down
They all laughed at that
Yeah I learned my lesson and I'm sorry sir
That first hundred lines was enough
I can tell the all guys now about how my wrist is sore
And Leslie, he better get tough
I can tell that we ain't gonna be friends
Yeah I can tell, that we ain't gonna be friends
Darryl said his name was Elvis
Maverick said Kate kissed Mark on the lips
I won't tell anyone I'm jealous
Let's count four steamboats today at recess
And I wanna be the quarterback
Or boost me to the window and I'll get on the gym roof
I'll be a hero, I'll get your ball back
Russell got to try a sip of his daddy's beer last night
He said it's nothing like soda-pop and
I guess I gotta steal Grandpa's whiskey or a cigarette
If I ever wanna top that
Liam broke a front tooth out there playing grounders
On the playground yesterday
Some big kids threw Leslie in the mud
And they told him that he's gay
I tried to help him up from there but
The big kids got the laugh
So I let go and I pushed him and he fell right back down
They all laughed at that
Yeah I learned my lesson and I'm sorry sir
That first hundred lines was enough
I can tell the all guys now about how my wrist is sore
And Leslie, he better get tough
I can tell that we ain't gonna be friends
Yeah I can tell, that we ain't gonna be friends
Credits
Writer(s): Colin Aerts
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