Fatty's Chicken & Rib

If you're hungry I've got just the place
To get a bite to eat
A restaurant with food so good
It'll knock you off your feet
And leave you reaching for your chest
While lying on your back
After just one bit you just can't fight
A massive heart attack

Got entrees, sides so good you might
Just eat until you burst
To get inside you'll have to sign
A couple waivers first

Lunch is always tastier served up with rice and beans
And chitlins triple butter fried with bacon wrapped in cheese
Take a seat, it's time to eat, might wanna wear a bib
For all the greasy food that we'll consume at Fatty's Chicken and Rib

They've been shut down a dozen times
Because the FDA
Do not approve of Fatty's food
But they serve it anyway
When they get rats they go in vats
Of oil and get fried
Then sold off with a value meal
And cornbread on the side

Got entrees, sides so good you might
Just eat until you burst
To get inside you'll have to sign
A couple waivers first

Lunch is always tastier served up with rice and beans
And chitlins triple butter fried with bacon wrapped in cheese
Take a seat, it's time to eat, might wanna wear a bib
For all the greasy food that we'll consume at Fatty's Chicken and Rib

Got double fudge cake for dessert
Half off, but best of all
For half the price you still get twice
As much cholesterol
Then you grab an after dinner mint
When you can't eat no more
The sugar shock will make you drop
Before you make the door

So run real fast, if you're too fat
Just sit right down and roll
To the kitchen fixin' ribs and chicken
Made of solid soul

Lunch is always tastier served up with rice and beans
And chitlins triple butter fried with bacon wrapped in cheese
Take a seat, it's time to eat, might wanna wear a bib
For all the greasy food that we'll consume at Fatty's Chicken and Rib