Flipper's Day Off

BOO! Chain saws, candy, and blood
Violent screams from a man whose gone nuts
He just wants to cut your stomach
And spill out your guts
You run like a cheetah
But this guy runs fast
No, he's not Jason, he's not Jack the ripper. This dude is iller
His real name is Flipper
And Flipper is sicker
His knife is thicker
He's not a great thinker
And he has a short temper
He's awkward and silent
Hangs out at the asylum
With his lunatic friends
While they play with fire
His girlfriend's Medusa and
His cousin's Michael Myers
He's the type of guy that gives
Freddy Krueger nightmares
ANYWAYS
You're just sweating a lot
You can't run anymore
So, you come to a stop
As you fall on your knees
You turn your head back
This is it your dead! You'll soon be gone
Remember that guy, the one whose name isn't Jack
You expect the worst as he rips off his mask
Your heart's really beating, you get some flashbacks
You lived a good life, you had a great past
You look at your scars
It's the end of your path
Tears start to drop, but wait that's not all
Flipper bends down and says

Hey you little brat, its Halloween, this is my day off
Like seriously, you got problems or what
This is a costume, don't mind the chain saw
I was just jogging, when you dropped your candy bag
Here's your cavity pumpkin
Thought you might want it back
Happy Halloween, please have a good one
And for Spooky Spook's sake
Please loosen up
It's October 31
A good day to have fun

With a sinister laugh, now Flipper walks off
You get back up
Now you look like a shmuck
I guess this book, you were too quick to judge
Moral of the story is, don't be dumb
Crazy serial killers also have days off

Now check one... two, kids be safe on Halloween
I don't want to read about you on the CNN screen
If you got adults with you, don't be getting all distant
If a stranger tries to holler, say, "Yo, mind your business
Lots of kids go missing, so be careful how you kick it
Even if you know karate, crazy people act different
Run the other way if somebody looking suspicious
Keep a watchful eye, and you'll make it to Christmas
Nerd Lady stays safe by spitting wicked rhymes
Rapid fire to the homies, cuz I'm tryna stay alive
And I'm no Cardi B, Megan Thee, or Doja Cat
But when the beat kicks in, I be laying people flat
That's the power of the BOOM, that's the power of the BAP
I may be ROBIN again... that's the power of the bat
I'm not the next MC Lyte, or the next Biggie Smalls
I'm the first Nerd Lady, so put my name on the wall