You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana, with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half foot pole

You're a vile one (you're a vile one), Mr. Grinch (Mr. Grinch)
You have termites in your smile (ha, ha, ha)
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
"Stink, stank, stunk"

You're a mean one, you're a mean one
You're a mean one, you're a mean one
You're a mean one, you're a mean one
You're a mean one, you're a mean one
You're a mean one, you're a mean on
You're a mean one



Credits
Writer(s): Albert Hague, Theodor S. Geisel
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