My Mongoose Made Me Do It

I'm a high priest in a cult
Witchcraft and spells all day
There's a creature I consult
How did I get this way? I'll tell you!
My mongoose made me do it

It approached me in disguise
Hypnotized me with its eyes
Forfeit this battle of wits
It claimed me as its prize

I can't stay out of trouble
Due to our little game
Causing nations to crumble
I won't take any blame
B-B-B-B-
Because my mongoose made me do it

It approached me in disguise
Hypnotized me with its eyes
It demands obedience
So I whisper my goodbyes

Ooo, I can't believe it
I crashed into your bushes
I've got twigs stuck between my ears
And now I can't stop the tears

My mongoose made me do it

Embezzling all those funds
Corrupting all the nuns

My mongoose made me do it

Poisoning a tasty stew
Stealing granny's new shampoo

My mongoose made me do it

Counterfeiting Benjamins
Sucker-punching all your friends
My mongoose made me do it



Credits
Writer(s): Bryan Bednarek
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