Splashzone

(Ay, cum gang, yah)
(I'm gonna fucking kiss you, I'm gonna kiss you in your sexy butt)
(I don't care what you say, no consent I'm gonna kiss you in your fucking butt)

Kevin Cryan impregnated me last night
Felt so good made me see the shiny light, ay
I'm gonna keep that shit might call me pro life
I don't think Kevin knows yet I'm lowkey nervous
Cuz last night he refused and caused quite a ruckus
I'm just kidding, of course I'd get his consent
Can't eat meat, so cut off his dick for Lent

(Alright lemme get this one a little more flowey, you know)
(Imma get this one a little more)
Kevy C, got my airpods in (Ay)
Kev C, I can't hear him scream
When I touch his sexy little butt
He's so cool no consent in pool
His body goes yeah
He don't got shoes on
I push his feet inside a pool
He bleeds all over, that shit goes down the drain
And I go in the sewers and find his little blood
Then rub it, on, Kevin's sexy butt

My heart is black, cuz Kelpmas is back
No Slachinachi, no cum on my bed
My heart is black, cuz Kelpmas is back
Slachinachi, don't cum on my bed

Get this kid a diploma, put his dick in a coma
When the light shines on his bare butt I'll be gone and left him brain dead
I went to Slachinachi Kingdom
Only to find that there's only gay people...
ARE AWESOME! LGBT cum gang!
Kelpzone, forebode sex
But I'm still fucking Kelly

Homophobic till the cum start flowing
In my gut we rowing
And my dick get blowing like uh
We hit the woah like Vicky
Till the cum get sticky
And my dad get greedy like ay
Cuz the sacks so fat
Make 'em sit on my face
Screaming "Cum on my back"
And there's no going back
And there's no going back...
I'm a booty hunter!

His heart is black, cuz Kelpmas is back
No Slachinachi, no cum on my bed
Today the moon has one Kelpy Hue
The lord of the Kelp has remended on you



Credits
Writer(s): Ben Roberts
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