Slow Movin' Sam

Well, he was sitting at the bar of a fancy motel
Down and out and feeling low
When this girl came his way
He had nothing to say
And most of all had nothing to show

But he ordered her a drink and the same for himself
And told her all about his career
Well, she was bored to distraction
She just wanted some action
And she wasn't gettin' high from the beer

They call him
Slow movin' Sam
Slow movin' Sam
Well, he just has to be sure
That the lady ain't pure
And he always calls a woman ma'am

Now she finally got him up to her room up the stairs
On the chance that he would do his best
Well, she removed all her clothes
Every stitch to her toes
But he stood there fully dressed

Slow movin' Sam
Slow movin' Sam
Well, he just has to be sure
That the lady ain't pure
And he always calls a woman ma'am

Now it got to the point where it wasn't a joke
So she said we better say goodnight
And as Sam headed home
He ran into Jerome
And he asked him why things never go right

He said you're
Slow movin' Sam
Slow movin' Sam
You just have to be sure
That the lady ain't pure
And you always calls a woman ma'am

So he tried once again at the fancy motel
And remembered all of Jerry's advice
He found a girl to disrobe with the patience of job
Now they're at the church with plenty of rice

She calls him
Slow movin' Sam
Slow movin' Sam
She's so pleased to announce
That's he's slow where it counts
And he always calls a woman ma'am

Slow movin' Sam (Sam)