Fender Blender

Being brain dead does wonders for the automobile manufacturers
Cadaveric Sunday drivers reach sixty to zero with the aid of concrete
All in the name of science
Meters mounted on the head, neck, sternum, and clavicle
Corpses propped up gently with seat belts fastened for safety as human crash dummies
High speed frontal crash collision to gauge tempered glass resistance
Gaping scalp to chin lacerations from violent whip lash through windshield
You can't give dead men concussions
But you can give them plenty of hairline skull fractures
Improving car design and impact tolerance research
It's nice to see the dead help the living



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Writer(s): Cryptic Splatter
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