Tijuana Two-Step (+UBP)

Tuesday night, wrestling your sister and there's no such thing as the tijuana two-step
"Gourmet taco de la manzana", Tasmania will never be our Mexico
Porcinni dusted lamb chops above a bottle-o
Demographically it's all accent no 'Southern Necessity'

Sitting pretty in Adelaide, all the pollies with pedo dads got voted out
And St Corey Banardi won't let just anybody: touch Humphrey

Modern art without the man-on-man love, Hobart will never be our San Francisco
If we ever find out who took the Beaumont children, Kangaroo Island can always be our Alcatraz

Sitting pretty in Adelaide, now we have a bi-curious express way
And I know a man called Bernard Finnigan



Credits
Writer(s): Karl Larsen
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