Molly's Song (The Woes of Marketing for an American National Dairy Farming Subsidiary Best Known for Exporting Milk Products, e.g., Cream, Cottage Cheese, Yogurt and Other Novelties)

Fixing spreadsheets every day - and every night, she's fixing meals
But Molly just can't fix the way she feels

It's like 2% of her heart is in that job
And if she could, she'd skim it all away and stop

'Cause baby, she's a dairy queen
But she's forgotten what it means to look outward
And looking up

And when the cubicle is quiet, things are good
And if she didn't sell that account, then no one would

It's Pasteur quitting time, but they don't care
'Cause there's no udder way for the company if she isn't there

And baby, she's a dairy queen
But she's forgotten what it means to look outward
And looking up

Baby, she's a dairy queen
She's sick of this routine, and she says, if she could
She'd give it up

She's sick of conference calls and corporate games
She starts to feel the boardroom's aptly named
But it's more than that - it's that culture thing
It's the holding their heads up high and never listening

Baby, she's a dairy queen
But she's forgotten what it means to look outward
And looking up

Baby, she's a dairy queen
She's sick of this routine, and she says, if she could
She'd give it up