Bon Voyage

Let's have a party, I know why we'll celebrate.
Mike's overseas and infecting France with his plague.
Gone for eight days and I'm not sure if he'll be back.
All the more reason pourquoi j'aime le vieux Paris.

Got lost when he went swimming near the Louvre.
He's pissed. Got stuck in a subway tube.
Base jumped. Arrested at the Eiffel Tower.
Detained. Fled the scene. A midnight run.

Ridiculous? 'Tis a fact, 'tis the truth.
Accused? Break his back and bend the rules.

His flight is departing, 4am on May 18th.
He had a good seat, but now he's with his suitcase.
He'll make some joke like, 'What's the deal with airline food?'
He doesn't realize that joke's more played out than the word 'cool'.

Got lost when he went swimming near the Louvre.
He's pissed. Got stuck in a subway tube.
Base jumped. Arrested at the Eiffel Tower.
Detained. Fled the scene. A midnight run.

Ridiculous? 'Tis a fact, 'tis the truth.
Accused? Break his back and bend the rules.

(Bon voyage)

Got lost when he went swimming near the Louvre.
He's pissed. Got stuck in a subway tube.
Base jumped. Arrested at the Eiffel Tower.
Detained. Fled the scene. A midnight run.

The bends. From the swimming near the Louvre.
Pissed off. The subway car has yet to move.
Released. Kristine posted bail for him.
Exiled. 'Don't you come back here again!'

Ridiculous? 'Tis a fact, 'tis the truth.
Accused? Break his back and bend the rules.



Credits
Writer(s): Frank Dibiase, Mike Fisher
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