Banana Slug Blues

On summer nights when the crickets croon
Through the clammy clouds beams a yellow moon
The beast with two backs, so slick with slime
Acts so filthy that they just won't rhyme

Dancing the ranky tango as they oughta
The creepy crawlies of the flora and fauna
Cute fluffy bunnies can boink in plain sight
But slimy subordinates fuck at night

Banana slug blues
Lovin' shroud in taboos
They fawn, and they smile, if you're cute and cuddly
But they stick up their nose if you are ugly

Arachnids boogie, bugs twist-N'-shout
A little bit of the old insect in-and-out
Slimy, bitey, fuzzy and janky
The hideous horde does the hanky panky

Call it vile, call it kinky
Execrable, nauseating or stinky
But that beating, buzzing, lust you shun
Let me tell you honey it's a lot of fun

Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
Daddy long legs weave webs of sweat
Leopard slugs leave the branches wet
Leaches do the bam-bam-in-the-ham
PB&J, peanut butter and jam
Mosquitoes whine, mosquitoes moan
The jungles filled with screams and groans
Goin' at it like doggy chow
Bow-chica-bow-chica wow wow wow



Credits
Writer(s): Serin Jacob
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