The Ugly Christmas Sweater
Here we are in mid December
And this year it's a little warmer
Don't get me wrong - I love warm weather
But what will I do with this Christmas sweater
I bought it for the comp'ny party
So cute
It made me feel a little naughty
Sparkly and red, and real synthetic
If I wear it again, would that be pathetic
The ugly Christmas sweater
Oh how festive - how fun
So fun
Let's buy something we really don't need
And sort of impress everyone
The ugly Christmas sweater
Could there be a better metaphor
Let's make fun of winter clothing
And forget what we're headed for
Tomorrow this will be in storage
Bye bye
'Cause I don't have a clothing shortage
All of these things, and no time to count 'em
But they bring me such joy, how could I live without 'em
Don we now our gay apparel
Hey girl
I hope this video goes viral
Let's make some heat and sing this carol
Ding dong
I hear a violin near, oh what could be more natural than an
Ugly Christmas sweater
Oh how festive - how fun
So fun
Let's buy something we really don't need
And sort of impress everyone
The ugly Christmas sweater
Could there be a better metaphor
Let's make fun of winter clothing
And forget what we're headed for
Next year we'll have Christmas tee shirts
So cute
And we'll be living in a desert
Sunny and warm, and short on water
But this year, who cares? I couldn't be any hotter
In my funny, ugly, Christmas sweater
So cute
I'm going to send a Christmas letter
Dear Mr. Claus, can we stop the madness
Give me something that's cool, because I look like a jackass
In my ugly Christmas sweater
Oh how hilarious - how droll
How droll
Let's buy something we really don't need
And sell another piece of our soul
The silly Christmas sweater
Who needs quality control
Let's make fun of winter clothing
While the ice is melting at the poles
The ugly Christmas sweater
Could there be a better metaphor
Let's make fun of winter clothing
And forget what we're headed for
And this year it's a little warmer
Don't get me wrong - I love warm weather
But what will I do with this Christmas sweater
I bought it for the comp'ny party
So cute
It made me feel a little naughty
Sparkly and red, and real synthetic
If I wear it again, would that be pathetic
The ugly Christmas sweater
Oh how festive - how fun
So fun
Let's buy something we really don't need
And sort of impress everyone
The ugly Christmas sweater
Could there be a better metaphor
Let's make fun of winter clothing
And forget what we're headed for
Tomorrow this will be in storage
Bye bye
'Cause I don't have a clothing shortage
All of these things, and no time to count 'em
But they bring me such joy, how could I live without 'em
Don we now our gay apparel
Hey girl
I hope this video goes viral
Let's make some heat and sing this carol
Ding dong
I hear a violin near, oh what could be more natural than an
Ugly Christmas sweater
Oh how festive - how fun
So fun
Let's buy something we really don't need
And sort of impress everyone
The ugly Christmas sweater
Could there be a better metaphor
Let's make fun of winter clothing
And forget what we're headed for
Next year we'll have Christmas tee shirts
So cute
And we'll be living in a desert
Sunny and warm, and short on water
But this year, who cares? I couldn't be any hotter
In my funny, ugly, Christmas sweater
So cute
I'm going to send a Christmas letter
Dear Mr. Claus, can we stop the madness
Give me something that's cool, because I look like a jackass
In my ugly Christmas sweater
Oh how hilarious - how droll
How droll
Let's buy something we really don't need
And sell another piece of our soul
The silly Christmas sweater
Who needs quality control
Let's make fun of winter clothing
While the ice is melting at the poles
The ugly Christmas sweater
Could there be a better metaphor
Let's make fun of winter clothing
And forget what we're headed for
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Writer(s): John Thomas Fischer
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