Cardinal Sinners

Hey yo shot
I just jumped online
Only to find a bunch of lames
Using your name
Spelled exactly the same
What part of the game is that

I don't know
I'm on it though

This is what happens
When you have to grab the floor mop
Soak it up in hot water
Pour in the Clorox
Then begin to get rid of this foul smell from
Seven pretenders in Oostende Belgium
Who say they're shoreShot
Now you got to go and
Break the truth where the frauds flock
Tell them you are
Who they are all not
And i mean by a long shot
You think they'd get the memo
And use some com sense
Instead they're blocking you
Deleting all your comments
So before you realize they're all delusional
And they think that they can take your name
And use it too
You start mopping
You start disinfecting
You give them your email
You bring it to their attention
They type a few excuses up
And then they get to sending
Try to justify the use
Claim the name can co-exist
And it won't confuse any consumers
And they're so convinced
The moment i read it i had to blow a kiss
Call my lawyer tell him what was up
Instead of throw a fit
Let them play smart was the wise move
Once he showed me what my trademark does
They were fried food
I mean crinkle fries
Getting sizzled
For all types of different lies
None of which is dignified
Any waves they're making
Are basically toilet ripple size
I'll hit them with ones as big as
White water Willy rides
I know you hear me guys
Write as i'm shucking clams
And what you'll never have on me
Is called the upper hand
Here's what to understand
I'll send everything you drop
Into the dumpster in my slumber
With one of a hundred jams
You got a better chance
Of stopping kids from shoveling sand
At the beach in the summer
Than beating me bummer
This is what happens
When slugs have to get salted
Struggling with no wiggle room
Dehydrated from all this come on

This is what happens
When they have to get exposed worse
For initially not doing their homework
Not doing their own search
So they would know there was a
Shot from the sho first
Before they got their shows worth
They put a garbage album out
And called their own hearse
Seven months later they couldn't
Sell it on their home turf
Now it's offline
Story of seven punks
Who thought it was all fine
To continue using a name
Even after they knew it was all mine
Wish i could've caught it man
It must've been a cinema
When they got news from their digital distributor
Lets paint the progress
They put these fakes and frauds abroad
Through what's called a name change process
How ironic it's not such a strange concept
Now hold up how's that for a conquest
And nah i'm not finished with you cons yet

See these are the type of conversations that
Shouldn't even have to be had
And it turns into the part where
All the perpetrators are getting nabbed
And it's time to wipe out Ursula and the hermit crabs
And turn kush into an edible
Chew it up and spit it out in the receptacle
Because it's terrible
I know this is what you didn't want to further discuss too
And now you wish nobody in the Benelux knew
But picking a name isn't something you rush through
That's what a slug does
That's what slugs do

This is what happens to those who don't
Say their confessions
And you give them a hand with some
New band name suggestions
Yall like the line crossers
How bout out of bounds
How bout the benchwarmers
How bout get out of town
How bout identity thieves
Getting powered down
How bout the malpractice
How bout the foul bastards
How bout the backward jobs
How bout every line i spat
Is now a stack of probs
To make you do the backward jog
Yall like the false ads
Or false advertisements
I got one even better
Our dog ate our assignment
The slouches and slobs
How bout the counterfeits
How bout buried alive
What you were bound to get
This jam
MacGyver couldn't get you out of it
The talentless cowardice
Fleas ticks and mites
The unprofessionals
The unethicals
The parasites
Far from winners
Nah go with the cardinal sinners

It's the story of seven pretenders
In Oostende Belgium
And now there's nothing that
Anyone can do to help them